This is All Tom Cruise’s Fault
I’m not saying that Tom Cruise and Scientology have anything to do with how Katie Holmes looks now, but I’m pretty sure I could be dropped into a vat of chemicals and not change as much as Katie...
View ArticleThe Cruises Go To Disneyworld
There’s something creepy about Tom Cruise taking an upskirt shot of his robot daughter at Disneyworld while onlookers, both real and fictional, watch. Disneyworld Exec: Of course, Mr. Cruise, we can...
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Katie Holmes Thinks She Can Dance
Katie Holmes was on So You Think You Can Dance last night, and boy, was it a treat. Because nothing speaks to the youth of today like a housewife doing a lip-synched homage to Judy Garland. Kids love...
View ArticleTom Cruise Is A Foppish Little Lad
Katie Holmes‘ 32nd birthday was this weekend, so she got all dolled up and took Tom Cruise to Gemma in NYC. So, just throwing this out there, but does Tom Cruise wear stilts when he’s on set? That has...
View ArticleTom Cruise And Mystery Lady Are At A Premiere
Tom Cruise attended the premiere of The Kennedys with his wife Katie Holmes. Although it’s hard to tell in the banner picture. Mostly because Tom Cruise isn’t wearing stilts or one of those jet packs...
View ArticleKatie Holmes Is In A Bikini
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View ArticleKatie Holmes Is Escaping The Clutches Of Xenu
Katie Holmes might not be the deluded, star-struck robot that we all thought she was, because yesterday she filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, her crazy, possibly closeted husband of five years....
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Scientology Is Stalking Katie Holmes
At this point, you really don’t need me to tell you that Scientology is a freakish cult whose main tenets include emotional torture, murder, and fuck bitches get money, so it really should come as no...
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Suri Was A Pawn
Last week, Katie Holmes was alone in her four-corned room staring at candles because Scientology had dispatch spies to follow her every move as she attempted to escape the clutches of a religion that...
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Scientology Plans To Destroy Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes created a PR nightmare for Scientology when she dropped the divorce bomb on Tom Cruise‘s head, because if you’re a Scientologist, you’re supposed to cut off all contact with anyone who...
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Katie Holmes Is Trying To Get Pregnant By Her Co-Star
Being married to Tom Cruise sucked every last bit of hot out of Katie Holmes, and when he was done, he cracked open her bones and sucked the marrow to make sure there wasn't any hot left, but...
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Scientology Is Still Spying On Katie Holmes
Since Scientology is a religion found by a drug-addicted, science fiction writer who thinks all your bad thoughts are caused by ghosts from a spaceship, you don't have to take a huge leap to figure...
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Tom Cruise Admits Katie Holmes Divorced Him To Get Suri Out Of Scientology
Hey, remember when Scientology auditioned wives for Tom Cruise then they settled on Katie Holmes then she agreed and signed a contract then they sucked every last bit of hot out of her? Then...
View ArticleKatie Holmes Is Banging Jamie Foxx
Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx rumors have been going around for what seems like forever now, but nobody ever really paid much attention. But Katie has been looking really dark recently, so there might...
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Katie Holmes Is Doing A Scientology Interview On 20/20 Tonight
Leah Remini has been doing the stuff you do when you leave a cult, so she’s having a 20/20 special tonight to do more of that kinda stuff. Apparently Katie Holmes is gonna do that stuff when people...
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Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx Are Engaged
“Boy, u know imma be ya daddy.” Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx have been dating for almost three years now, but please remember that Tom Cruise is second in command of a cult who like to throw people...
View ArticleKatie Holmes Divorce
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View ArticleTom Cruise Katie Holmes Scientology
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